Funny Lameness

Q.Why are some people retarded?
A.--Coz they're slow!

Q.What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A.--Where's my tractor?

Q.What is brown and sticky?
A.--A twig with poo in it.


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Q: why did the pig say oink?
A: because its a pig

lol. i couldnt stop laughing at that

oh, u know ur brown and sticky joke...

the answer is actually 'a stick' but meh.

oh, u know ur brown and sticky joke...

well i nko how lame it is, so i modified it a bit.

Ok some more lame jokes:

Q. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
A. They all have phones

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OMG IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

Q. What did the apple say to the orange?
A. Nothing stupid - apples don't talk!

Q. What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
A. He got pissed off

Here's this one a found in the web:

Lame Joke of the Week

An Italian mechanic saw his brother (who also happened to be a mechanic) walking down the street, carrying a large wooden door.

Obviously curious at his brother's rather unusual accoutrement, he asked him, "Why are you carrying that door? "His brother answered, " I lost my keys and I was worried that someone would find them and be able to get into my house, so I took the door."

The first brother rolled his eyes, "You idiot! What if you lose the door, you'll never be able to get into your house!"

The door carrying brother shook his head in disbelief, "I'm not completely dumb, I left the window open!"

— courtesy of Dan Smith

and another from the same website:

Two guys were working for the city. One would dig a hole—he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole—fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously, one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.

A man watching from the sidewalk couldn't understand what they were doing.

He says to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"

The hole digger replies, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

--John Tegeler

lol

the fly and the sausage and the ones u found on the internet r funny x] made me laugh hehe

lame jokes-

whats a frogs favourite drink?
croak-a-cola

Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side [that one is so old xP]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo- who?
Dont cry its only a joke

..i only found that one funny when i was younger lol..

What time is it?
Skin-o-clock

...i cant remember the rest.. but ok! thats all i got for now

--Hina--

edit- the first time i heard the boo-hoo joke was when i was like.. 6 and i was watching play school xD

LOL Hina, lol now THAT's funny lameness.! XD

Here's the post I have from ice_scream_4_cream:

well, my new topic is... a funni little thing...
u know how there is 'My little Pony, my so soft pony!'
Well mine is, 'My little Pony, all skinny and bony!'

XD sorri i just thought it was funni!

ttyl, Keep Smiling!

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