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    Funny Lameness

    Post by Mr. Schwibbles on Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:20 pm

    Q.Why are some people retarded?
    A.--Coz they're slow!

    Q.What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    A.--Where's my tractor?

    Q.What is brown and sticky?
    A.--A twig with poo in it.


    Join the club and add more to this Lame Joke List. Well g2g, till I come back, Keep Smiling! Smile

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    Post by GenderDefender on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:59 am

    Q: why did the pig say oink?
    A: because its a pig

    lol. i couldnt stop laughing at that
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    Re: Funny Lameness

    Post by GenderDefender on Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:02 am

    oh, u know ur brown and sticky joke...

    the answer is actually 'a stick' but meh. Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven
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    Post by Mr. Schwibbles on Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:13 am

    oh, u know ur brown and sticky joke...

    well i nko how lame it is, so i modified it a bit.

    Ok some more lame jokes:

    Q. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
    A. They all have phones

    Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OMG IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

    Q. What did the apple say to the orange?
    A. Nothing stupid - apples don't talk!

    Q. What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
    A. He got pissed off

    Here's this one a found in the web:

    Lame Joke of the Week

    An Italian mechanic saw his brother (who also happened to be a mechanic) walking down the street, carrying a large wooden door.

    Obviously curious at his brother's rather unusual accoutrement, he asked him, "Why are you carrying that door? "His brother answered, " I lost my keys and I was worried that someone would find them and be able to get into my house, so I took the door."

    The first brother rolled his eyes, "You idiot! What if you lose the door, you'll never be able to get into your house!"

    The door carrying brother shook his head in disbelief, "I'm not completely dumb, I left the window open!"

    courtesy of Dan Smith

    and another from the same website:

    Two guys were working for the city. One would dig a holehe would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the holefill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously, one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.

    A man watching from the sidewalk couldn't understand what they were doing.

    He says to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"

    The hole digger replies, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

    --John Tegeler


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    Re: Funny Lameness

    Post by shorty200512 on Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:37 pm

    lol

    the fly and the sausage and the ones u found on the internet r funny x] made me laugh hehe

    lame jokes-

    whats a frogs favourite drink?
    croak-a-cola

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other side [that one is so old xP]

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo- who?
    Dont cry its only a joke

    ..i only found that one funny when i was younger lol..

    What time is it?
    Skin-o-clock

    ...i cant remember the rest.. but ok! thats all i got for now

    --Hina-- Wink

    edit- the first time i heard the boo-hoo joke was when i was like.. 6 and i was watching play school xD
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    Re: Funny Lameness

    Post by Mr. Schwibbles on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:27 am

    LOL Hina, lol now THAT's funny lameness.! XD

    Here's the post I have from ice_scream_4_cream:

    well, my new topic is... a funni little thing...
    u know how there is 'My little Pony, my so soft pony!'
    Well mine is, 'My little Pony, all skinny and bony!'

    XD sorri i just thought it was funni!

    ttyl, Keep Smiling! Very Happy

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